Books with bite
Honest writing, strange little worlds, parenting truths, and stories that refuse to behave politely.
Weirdly wise. Dangerously unbothered.
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jennifer
Books, coloring pages, strange little worlds, creative experiments, and the honest parts of life nobody bothered to put in the cute little brochure.
What lives here
A growing home for stories, books, useful ideas, and the occasional creative left turn that somehow becomes a whole project.
Creative chaos
Coloring books, printables, ideas, experiments, and whatever else escapes the notebook next.
Real-life honesty
No perfection cosplay. Just funny, messy, useful truth from a human figuring it out in public.
Books & beautifully strange things
Some are already out in the world. Others are backstage arguing with the lighting crew.
Published coloring book
Close Encounters of a Dazed Kind
A cosmic coloring escape filled with fantastical aliens, surreal mushrooms, and strange worlds waiting for color.
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Published kids coloring book
Kawaii 1-2-3
An adorable counting and coloring book for kids ages 3-6, with numbers 1 through 10 and cheerful characters.
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Published coloring book
Whispers of the Wildflower Fairies
A moonlit garden of delicate wonder, graceful fairies, wildflowers, and enchanting illustrations ready for color.
Find it on Amazon →Pip and the Moonwater Garden
A shimmer-cozy children’s story about courage, wonder, and the kind of magic that appears when a shy little heart keeps going.
Holy Shit!!! Did I Just Fuck Up My Kid For Life???
A brutally honest, darkly funny parenting book for people raising humans without pretending they have the instruction manual.
About to lose your shit?
Grab the emergency chaos kit for overwhelmed parents who need a reality check, a brain dump, and official permission to lower the damn standards.
- Emergency Reality Check
- Chaos Triage
- Banish That Bullshit
- Brain Dumpster Fire
- Official Parental Permission Slip
Meet Jennifer
Jennifer is an author and content creator building stories, coloring books, practical resources, and a delightfully unconventional corner of the internet.
Her work lives where honesty, humor, imagination, and real life bump into each other and decide to make something together.
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